We here at Touchpuppet love Craig McDean. Dearly. But we got to wondering, what does Craig McDean love? He has a book out entitled I Love Fast Cars, so case closed right? No. We have it on good authority that the entirety of that book’s existence was preemptively conceived as a distractionary device meant to conceal his actual love interests. So, being the field tested and CNN approved (thats a lie) investigative journalists that we are, we got to searching. What we discovered was horrifying. Horrifying in the sense that it was horrifyingly familiar to our own love interests, and thereby horrifyingly awesome. Three things in particular stand out: Craig McDean loves Kate Moss, Craig McDean loves color, and Craig McDean loves legs. Detailed proof of McDean’s actual love interests after the jump. <3

Craig McDean Loves Kate Moss

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Craig McDean Loves Color

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Craig McDean Loves Legs

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