Ash Stymest is a boy-male model, and I can’t help but post this because I can’t seem to stop running into the kid. He is absolutely fucking everywhere, and instead of just ignoring him, I will embrace him in a similar manner that Jason Schwartzman embraced his own reoccurring random existential encounters in I <3 Huckabees. So basically, I will attempt to find meaning in these encounters, all the while being completely aware that they are entirely meaningless and hold no relevance to anything outside of my own self delusions, and in the end finding solice in the fact that I like to make nothing out of nothing and occasionally enjoy being slapped in the face with something red.
Either way, look at Ash. Look at him and form your own opinions of him based on his exterior qualities, then use those opinions to enhance or degrade your own self image. Return here with your findings, and I will award you with a grade.
